In the future we'll all be gay
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I deserve this hangover.
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