is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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