well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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