Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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