he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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