just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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