I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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