he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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