I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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