I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just pynch a tree in the face
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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