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(402): View more from Nebraska

Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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(206): View more from Washington

Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue

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(954): View more from Florida

damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian

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(210): View more from Texas

I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old

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(310): View more from California

Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)

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