There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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