I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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