That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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