Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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