My brain says no but my pants say off.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im holly from the hills drunk
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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