he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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