It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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