Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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