glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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