hell yes lets make some ravioli
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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