I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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