I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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