I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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