He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
