I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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