It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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