I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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