Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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