So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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