i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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