a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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