Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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