He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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