I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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