idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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