Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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