I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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