Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I did not marry a roomba.
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