You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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