On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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