Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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