I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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