Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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