Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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