if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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