I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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