He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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