thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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