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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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