On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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