well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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