Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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