I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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