Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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