Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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