I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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